70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
If you don't get the joke then your probably a blonde. HAHA. Sorry guys for not updating since god knows when, my internet was kaput! for a week i think? yes i survived!
Harry Potter Half Blood Prince was AWESOME! I'd give it a 9/10 rating, i hated the fact that it did not stick to the book all the way, scenes were cut! interesting scenes E.g the Battle Scene before Dumbledore dies was CUT! Still can't wait for Deathly Hallows!
H1N1 cases are already 415 guys! Be careful, i know i am!
Sorry again for my lack of updates esp to my dailies! You can always follow me on TWITTER which i update at least twice each day! twitter.com/DuloBrado
Currently addicted to Body Control and Good Girl Go Bad where Leighton Meester is singing or also known as Blair Waldolf in Gossip Girl. She can sing esp in her music video Body control! awesome (Y) Draco Malfoy aka Tom Felton can sing too! Just bought his songs on Itunes!
until tommorrow guys!
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